Dogs v Cats (Part 1)

Dog: It’s time for a treat!

Hooman: *obeys and gets treat*

Dog: It’s time for a walk!

Hooman: *obeys and gets leash*

Dog: It’s time for a nap!

Hooman: It’s 3 o’clock in the afternoon!

Dog: You can do what you want. I’m taking a nap. But I need a belly rub first.

Hooman: *obeys and gives dog a belly rub*

———-

Hooman: Here, kitty!

Cat:

Hooman: I’ve got treats!

Cat:

Hooman: Want to go outside?

Cat: *shoots out the door when hooman has it barely open*

Hooman: Time to come in!

Cat:

Hooman: Now!

Cat:

Hooman: *sits down at computer*

Cat: *appears out of nowhere and settles down on keyboard*

Hooman: I have to get work done!

Cat:

by Theresa Wojtasiewicz

msminh

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