Dog: It’s time for a treat!
Hooman: *obeys and gets treat*
Dog: It’s time for a walk!
Hooman: *obeys and gets leash*
Dog: It’s time for a nap!
Hooman: It’s 3 o’clock in the afternoon!
Dog: You can do what you want. I’m taking a nap. But I need a belly rub first.
Hooman: *obeys and gives dog a belly rub*
Hooman: Here, kitty!
Hooman: I’ve got treats!
Hooman: Want to go outside?
Cat: *shoots out the door when hooman has it barely open*
Hooman: Time to come in!
Hooman: *sits down at computer*
Cat: *appears out of nowhere and settles down on keyboard*
Hooman: I have to get work done!
by Theresa Wojtasiewicz